Chinese hobby : PS
The chinese internet community is huge. They’re called Chinese netizens – yes they call them like that, “netizens”. Like little virtual creatures of the internet-city. I bet they wear white hats and have blue skincolor….
Anyways, Chinese netizens have a funny occupation. Whenever there is an interesting story or less interesting story about a Chinese person [...]
222 ways to know if you’re Chinese
strong>You are Chinese when :
1. you honk as much as you use the gas-pedal when you drive a car
2. you own a driver’s license, but you don’t know how to drive a car
3. you occasionally drive your car in the opposite direction
4. you tend to yell at policemen
5. you are able to transport a washing [...]
84 Ways to Know If You’re Chinese
1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.
2. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
3. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom [...]
21st century 007 is a nerd
“Black Jails” in China
Until now, the Communist Party has strenuously denied running black jails, despite a growing number of testimonies and evidence from former inmates.
However, a report in Liaowang (Outlook), a magazine which is written for elite government officials and published by the official Xinhua news agency, laid the system bare.
The victims of the jails are usually ordinary [...]
Embedded in their DNA
From chinasmack :
Gosh! My 8-year-old daughter is making money at school???
Noon today, when my daughter came home from school her mouth was red and swollen. When I asked, she said it was from eating ma la tang[a Chinese type of spicy soup]. This led me to discovering 8 yuan in her pocket, and I asked [...]
Chinese logic
First of all, the word “logic” does not exist in Chinese language. This means : they don’t know what it is either. I will give you a very nice example of “chinese logic”.
The picture below is a screenshot from a Chinese ticketing-website. It shows you a map of a concert-hall with colored sections (lefthand [...]
The real truth about China
I have lived two years or 24 months in China. Below you can find the truth about China :
Chinese have no ethics. Ethics is something that is certainly NOT part of a child’s education in China. Steeling and corruption are part of the Chinese society and a Chinese person will learn these bad ethics in [...]
Beer in China
‘Professionals’ in China
I have a bit of a problem with my balance lately, so I went to see the doctor. She advised me to “take drugs” and to sleep more. I told her that since I quit smoking I have difficulties to fall asleep and that I often wake up after a couple of hours. I assumed [...]
Tags: incompetent, lazy, professionals China, retard, stupid, unmotivated
Guangzhou, CHINA — A Chinese man heavily in debt spent five hours blocking traffic when finally a passer by got fed up and pushed him off the bridge he was considering jumping from.
Chen Fuchao was about 2 million chinese Yuan in debt, around $290,000. So he stood on a bridge where 6 other jumpers had [...]
The way China rules
After the Japanese war (second World War), Mao motivated Chinese women to give more birth. Mao was convinced that a bigger population would mean a better defense for China in case of war. “The more people=the more soldiers” is what Mao thought. Mao did not consider that besides “quantity”, “quality” might be a good defense-mechanism [...]
Tags: abortions, China, chinese government, crime, Mao, one child policy, prostitution, social responsibility, Xiaoping5000 years of history is a joke
The SCE confirmed that since 1982, about 30.995 sites with historic value in China have disappeared. Construction of roads and reservoirs are the main reason for this.
The research states that during the past 20 years more damage has been caused to the Chinese relics, compared to the early years of the Cultural Revolution.
Chinese are so [...]
You spit ? I take house…
The Chinese government has done plenty of efforts to adjust the chinese behavior. Such as spitting, peeing in public, etc. But even during the Olympics and during the Expo in Shanghai, it has no effect. Chinese keep on spitting and peeing…
That’s why in Guangzhou the Chinese government has come up with an ingenious system. Chinese [...]
no icecream ?
Chinese person, Huang X decides to beat up the pregnant store-manager in Wenzhou because the store did not delivered the ice-cream he ordered, while Chinese coworkers standby. You can see the video here : no icecream ?
Tags: chinese, icecream, no ethics, no integrity, no normsSpicy Noodles
I ate spicy food before, while living in Thailand, but also while living in China. That includes hot-pots and chilli’s prepared in different dishes.
This afternoon I went to a chinese shop to buy some pre-packed noodles. I asked the shopkeeper “lamien, bu la” ; it basically means “I would like some noodles, but not the [...]
The daily A hole
I was surfing a bit for funny things… By searching for something related to China, I found this nice domainname that popped up in Google : http://dailyahole.com (”the China Daily” i guess.. which is a Chinese newspaper). Unfortunately the site currently redirects to another website : http://wedrunk.com, where you can leave a message when [...]
uncivilized
Search in google for “rude Chinese” and you will get 4.900.000 results. Now search for “polite Chinese” and you will get 2.720.000 results. It basically means that more people think that Chinese people are rude and about 50% less thinks and writes that Chinese people are assumed to be polite.
No surprise, as Chinese are [...]
What happens when the lights go out ?
If the lights go out in China while you’re in a restaurant… guess what! The waitresses will close the doors of course. Nobody can leave until everybody paid his bills.
It’s quite common for Chinese persons to leave the restaurant without paying the bill. But when the light goes out, even a regular Chinese customer has [...]
Jiang Yu
Jiang Yu was assigned to be Foreign Ministry Spokesperson for China. I figured that out today while seeing her name twice in some of China’s sponsored newspapers… Her name seems to become more and more popular amongst chinese sponsored newspapers.
She is one of those government officials that aims to promote the basic ideas of the [...]
